I probably bought this at this gig. One of the 4 times I saw this great Australian band. Besides the fact that I bought a shirt and just about every concert I went to in the 90's the other reasons for this particular one is 1) it's done in the style of a football jersey, the This Is Serious Mom t-shirt has the lyrics of All Homeboys Are Dickheads and 2) it had the number 5 on the back - my number back in the Killarney Vale soccer days.
While the yellow lyrics on a white shirt are hard to read (which may have been a good thing) they are as follows:
I know his dad's abusive
And his mum prefers the daughter
I know he's got an attention
Deficiency disorder
He is culturally excluded
And genetically inbred
But the reason he's a homeboy
Is because he's a dickhead
We all support empowerment
And positive discrimination
When your class, your race, your age, your face
Determine your social station
A baseball cap and a love of rap
Might need sympathy - yet, still
Possibly a homeboy could be
A dickhead pure and simple
This long sleeve shirt got too small and in 2010 it was sadly retired.
The Crap Facts
This is my 67th concert.
This is my 5th concert at The Metro.
This is my 6th concert in Sydney.
This is my 66th concert in New South Wales.
This is my 67th concert in Australia.
This is my 4th Daisygrinders concert.
This is my 2nd Trout Fishing In Quebec concert.
TISM are the 96th band I've seen.